Sue: Oh, hi. You're back finally. You know, one thing I was thinking might be helpful is if we write where we are on the memo board. That way, if someone is gone for a couple days, nobody has to worry or call the police. For instance, I'm here, so I wrote "here." [gasps] Ooh, something new for the room?
Holly: You got tape?
Sue: [gasps] You, my friend, have come to the right place. This is my craft box. Okay. Let's see. Tape, tape, tape, tape. I've got one-sided, uh, multi-colored, masking... [Holly grabs some tape] Okay, so, I want you to feel free to use this anytime you're feeling crafty.
[Holly sticks up a poster which reads "**** Life"]
Sue: [gasps] Ah. Oh. Okay. Well, that's an interesting thing to do to life.
Holly: What's the matter? Does that bother you?
Sue: Well, I would rather love life, but, you know, that's the great thing about college. You know, we can have different opinions, but we can still find some common ground. I mean, we both like posters and tape.
Holly: Okay, listen. You seem like a nice enough person. But I'm gonna save you some time. We're not gonna be best friends. Or paint each other's nails or stand up at each other's weddings or get together with our husbands 20 years from now and remember the good times. It's nothing personal against you. I don't like people. I'm just here to get my nursing degree and get out of here. Now, my boyfriend's coming over tonight, so... You can stay here and watch, but you can't participate.
Sue: Okay. Yeah. I get it. [chuckles] I have seen some TV-14 shows. I'm just gonna, uh, find someplace else to sleep. Or walk the campus all night. Either way, I'm good. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.