Cashier: Happy Mother's Day.
Mike: Uh, we have a reservation for Heck.
Cashier: Um... I don't think so.
Mike: No, there's got to be. Check again.
Cashier: No, sorry. Did you use our online reservation?
Mike: Yeah. Many times. And I didn't want to have to throw my weight around here, but I'm now a premium member of the Chamomile Club, so I would think that would get me immediate seating.
Cashier: Did you print the confirmation e-mail?
Mike: [sighs] Okay, look. Um... [clears throat] here's the deal. I've got a very bad track record with Mother's Day... Inflatable foot baths, yellow pants, you get the idea. I really need this one to go my way. You get me?
Cashier: I'd love to, but we're full. But good news, your two tea sets are ready to be picked up at the gift shop.
Mike: Two? Jim.
Cashier: I can put you on our waiting list.
Mike: Uh, how long's the wait?
Cashier: Should be about 45 minutes.
Mike: [sighs] [turns to Frankie and Pat] It should be about 10 minutes.