Axl: What is this, a hallway dork summit?
Sue: No, Dad is counting on us to deliver a present, and we've got bupkis, so we need to have a secret emergency meeting in my room right now.
Axl: Well, too bad, suckas. I already got my present.
Sue: A coupon book? Aren't you a little old for free hugs?
Axl: Oh, this is much more than that. I've got a "one not put the milk back with just a little bit in it," I got "a week of not calling Mom gross and old," and a "hold in one fart at the meal of your choice... holidays excluded."
Sue: Pbht! That's your gift? Not acting like a jerk? Dad is gonna kill you.
Axl: [laughing] Okay. [sighs] Yeah, I need back in.