Mike: [on the phone] So, listen, I was trying to make a reservation online, but I clicked on some Teddy bear, and now I'm not sure...
Cashier: Oh, yes, I see you ordered the "Give me liber-tea" deluxe 10-piece tea set. Is there a problem with it?
Mike: Yeah, there is. The problem is I didn't mean to order it. I want to cancel the tea set.
Cashier: Are you a registered member of our Chamomile Club?
Mike: Do I sound like I'd be a registered member of your Chamomile Club?
Cashier: Just go back, register as a member, click on the previous orders, fill in the form with your address, and they'll send you a shipping label to mail it back. I know you can do it. My grandma's made a reservation online.
Mike: Oh, great. Can you give me her number?