Frankie: I can't win, Mike. I just can't win. They drag me into the middle of their fights and then they take it all out on me.
Mike: I'm telling you, I really got to fan the flames of this Brick thing. I was thinking of taking him out, find out what sport he's best suited to.
Frankie: I mean, sure. They act like they want my help. They don't want my help.
Mike: I'm not saying football. That's nuts.
Frankie: And by the way, who brings back one sombrero? You don't bring a sombrero back unless you've got sombreros for everybody.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Frankie: Axl and Sue. What are you talking about?
Mike: Brick. Did you forget our son won athlete of the month? [Frankie scoffs] Sure, it's for February, the shortest month, but still.