Brick: As we all know, the Dewey decimal system, with its 27,000 categories, has been woefully misunderstood. Certainly, the debate between Dewey and B.I.S.A.C. enflames passions. [Axl crawls away under a blanket] I, for one, feel that Melvil Dewey would be rolling over in his grave if he found out what happened to his beloved system. [Brick catches Axl] You just bought yourself a lecture on commedia Dell'Arte.
Axl: You're a monster.
Brick: But first, time for a quiz.
Sue: Wha... No, hold on, Brick. You can't just pop a quiz on us. None of us took notes.
Axl: Dial down the dork, Sue. It doesn't count here.
Brick: Actually, it kind of does, 'cause whoever scores the highest... gets to leave.