Quote from Mr. Ehlert in A Quarry Story
Frankie: So, it's been a while, huh? How you doing, Mr. Ehlert? Mr. Ehlert: I had a mole the size of Texas frozen off my back, and I'm sitting on a hemorrhoid pillow. How do you think I'm doing?! Frankie: [chuckles] Well, you look great. Mr. Ehlert: Down, girl. I'm a married man.