Mike: Look, you sent me to Jasper. Jasper sent me to Bedford. Then Bedford sent me to Clay City. All I know is, it's two days before Christmas and I still don't have a tree. Just sell me the floor model, and I'll get out of here.
Danny: Oh, I'm sorry. That's tree's just a display. I can't sell it.
Mike: Why not?
Danny: Because if I did, people wouldn't know we have that tree for sale.
Mike: But you don't have that tree for sale.
Danny: Yes, but we have a shipment coming in.
Mike: Well, how about you sell me the floor model, then when the shipment comes in, you make one of those the floor model?
Danny: Whoa! That's not how we do things here.
Mike: [sighs] All right. Let me talk to your manager.
Danny: I am the manager.
Mike: Then let me speak to your supervisor.
Danny: Actually, there is no one above me that you can talk to about this matter.
Mike: Really? There's no one above you? You're in charge of the whole store? You're the C.E.O. of Homeville? At the end of the day, you hop into your private jet and fly off to your lake house? You? Danny?
Danny: I-I might.