Courtney: Hi, Brad. Hi, Brad's new freshman friend.
Sue: Uh... Never mind. I thought you guys graduated.
Debbie: Oh, didn't you hear? We're the assistant coaches for the cheerleaders. We just couldn't abandon the squad, could we, Coach Court?
Courtney: Could not, Coach Deb. Without us, those poor things would've been left with only Coach Campbell, who we all know was not a cheerleader in high school. [smacks lips]
Sue: All righty, then. Do you guys want to come see a movie in a pumpkin patch?
Debbie: Oh. Sounds fun. But we're super-busy taking the squad in a new direction. Things were getting kind of stale, so we're gonna revamp the Orson High cheer style using hip-hop moves, only sharper.
Courtney: But not only that.
Debbie: Yeah, pretty much that.
Courtney: But not totally. [sighs] Anyway... We love sharing an apartment and spending every single second of the day together. Good luck with your movie in the dirt.