Axl: [on the phone] Hey... you. It's... me, your... Axl.
Cassidy: Oh. Hey. This is a surprise.
Axl: Oh, yeah? Why's that? I mean, the two of us, we're kind of a... [chuckles] Look, I didn't get the painting.
Cassidy: What?
Axl: Yeah, I've been staring at this thing for a week, and I still have no clue what it means. Blue-faced guy? [chuckles] Is that supposed to be me? If so, then I guess the girl's you. But what's she looking at, anyway? Those books over there or... [gasps] Hey! Kind of like you were when we met in the study room at the library. Oh, wait! This floating crown thing is that, like, when I got prom king?
Cassidy: Yeah. See, it's...
Axl: Ha! I'm totally getting this now. The fish from when we went to that lake. The leaves 'cause it was fall when we met. Not getting the acorn, though. What's that about? Unless... it's not an acorn. It's... a football with snow on it! It's the night we kissed after the game when I scored four touchdowns! Boom! I'm on a roll! Okay, so, if all that stuff happened to us, then we are... the tree people growing in opposite directions and... Oh, wait! I got this! They're broken up! They're they're broken up.
Cassidy: [sighs] Axl, look, you'll always hold a special place in my life. I just don't want a boyfriend 800 miles away. And the truth is, Axl, you don't want a girlfriend, either. That would really suck. You should have fun. You should make so many memories in college, you'll need a hundred paintings to hold them all.
Axl: [chuckles] Yeah. Okay. I get it. Um... thanks again for the painting. [clears throat] I'll see ya.
Cassidy: So long, Axl.
Axl: [sighs] Well, Kenny, I finally get art. [inhales deeply] Art hurts.