Mike: What's going on with you guys? We're not moving the ball at all. April, why aren't you passing to Sydney?
April: She knows why.
Mike: What do you mean, "She knows why"?
Sydney: Oh, my God! You guys broke up two months ago! Besides, he asked me out.
April: Well, you didn't have to say yes!
Mike: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody just relax. None of that has anything to do with soccer. We're talking about what we're gonna do in the second half. [cellphones beep] Now, I want the forwards- Why are you all on your phones? We're- We're talking about the game here.
Nikki: Uh, so am I. I'm Instagramming the score.
Mike: Well, I'll tell you the score. It's 8-0. We're getting our butts kicked. Yes, Haley?
Haley: Can I go to the bathroom?
Mike: If you have to go to the bathroom, yeah, sure. [all the girls walk off] Hey, wh- Hey! You're not all going! We got a game to play here.