Frankie: Well... that was the school. They called to officially tell us our son smells.
Mike: What? Still?
Frankie: Yeah. Apparently, it's bothering the other students. One even had to go to the nurse.
Mike: I thought you said you took him to the store.
Frankie: I did. We cleaned out the whole aisle. Maybe he forgot to put it on. Look, it's one thing to be weird and antisocial, but you throw stinky into the mix, you're a hobo.