Quote from Brick in The Smell
Frankie: Brick, what are you doing? Brick: I can't decide. Do I want to smell like a polo player or a yachtsman? I don't want girls to think I'm an athlete, but if I smell like a boat owner, they might think I'm a snob. Frankly, neither one's a great choice for me. Frankie: Okay, you're overthinking this. Just get something that smells good so we can go. I'm gonna find some air freshener for the house, and when I get back, I want you to have this figured out. Brick: [spray hisses] Ick! It's in my mouth! Frankie: [sighs] Okay. I guess you're not ready to do this by yourself.