Frankie: We are looking for a book called Stormy Moon by PJ Wilcox, and we are not doing anything else ever again until we find it, because I am not going back in the slammer.
Mike: Now?
Brick: But I already looked.
Sue: But Orson is having a teen crisis.
Axl: I just found the sun beam.
Frankie: You know, on The Brady Bunch, when they said they were going to do something, they all pitched in and did it. The level of group determination in that family was just off the charts. Here it's every man for himself. Well, we are gonna Brady this situation right now.