Mike: Hey, you know, uh... I was thinking about going to get a burger for dinner.
Sue: I'll go!
Mike: No, Sue. You don't have to volunteer. I was asking you if you want to go with me to dinner.
Sue: Oh, I get it. You mean you'll sit in the car while I run in and go get it.
Mike: No. I'm-- I'm asking you to dinner you, me, in a restaurant, just the two of us.
Sue: What's wrong? Is Mom sick? Are you sick? Is Grandma sick? Am I sick?!
Mike: Nobody's sick.
Sue: Oh, no! You and Mom are getting a divorce. I knew it. Are you ready for a younger woman?
Mike: God, no. She'd want kids. Look, Sue, nobody's sick, no divorces. I just want to grab a burger with you.
Sue: Really?!
Mike: Yeah.
Sue: Okay! [gasps] This is gonna be so much fun! But no potatoes. I am so over potatoes. [Mike hugs Sue]