Quote from Dr. Goodwin in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, another night out on the town with my boss. Well, good thing there was a two-drink minimum. 'Cause I needed about three. Dr. Goodwin: Well, good evening. My name is Dr. Ted Goodwin, and I'm a dentist here in Orson, and guess what. Four out of five of us hate you, too. [Frankie laughs] Hey, did you know that mouth cancer causes 45,000 deaths per year? Can you believe that baloney?