Brick: I can't eat this. This bread is GMO-modified wheat, and I read that 12% of lettuce in the US tests positive for fecal matter. [everyone throws their lettuce back]
Axl: Bing! Text alert. Indiana family has freak show for little brother. Neighbors say it's always the dorky ones.
Sue: What was that? Did that sound like a motorbike?
Axl: [sighs] You know what I'm worried about? I'm worried whatever's wrong with these two is lying dormant in me.
Brick: [tablet beeps] Well, that's just great. Brain-eating parasite- [Mike takes the tablet] No, wait. It's near here.
Mike: Nope, iPad gone. Eat your... cheese.
Brick: I'm too nervous. There's just so much going on that I can't stop thinking about. It's kind of overwhelming. Can I just go to bed?
[Brick goes under the table]