Quote from Frankie in The Christmas Tree
Frankie: Ooh, where did you get the new book light? Brick: From school. This is the prize you get for selling 20 rolls of wrapping paper. Frankie: You sold 20 rolls of wrapping paper? Brick: That I did not do, but I'm not worried 'cause they said I don't need to give them any money till January. Frankie: Wait a minute. The snowman wrapping paper in my closet that I convinced myself I bought in February 'cause I wish I was more organized than I actually am? Brick: That would be it. Frankie: Brick, I wrapped all our presents in that. Brick: Oh, that'll be $97, and if you wouldn't mind saying your sales rep was courteous and professional. Frankie: Yeah, there's no way I'm paying $97 for wrapping paper. You're just gonna have to unwrap it and get it all back on the roll. Brick: But won't I see my presents? Frankie: Yeah, they're not that great.