Brick: Hey, look. Is that Mom?
Mike: That is you.
News Anchor: [on TV] Well, with the holidays upon us, it seems every year, we have to report a story like this.
Frankie: Hey. That picture's taken out of context. You know what? Let's turn it off. Isn't the Thanksgiving parade on?
News Anchor: A warning: some of these images may be disturbing.
[footage of shoppers, including Frankie, charging into a mall as the door opens:]
Frankie: Here, take it!
Sue: What is it?
Frankie: I don't know, but it's 60% off!
Sue: What is happening?!
Old Woman: I was just trying to get over to the discount calendars, and this little, bitty thing just came over and ran me down. I'm thankful I wasn't hurt.