Axl: So, I tried to use your stupid advice, which, of course, didn't work, so I had no other options. I mean, eventually, I'll meet a hot chick with a sweet room I can shack up with, but this guy is really starting to affect my studies. I mean, don't you want me to do good at school?
Mike: Yeah, we want you to do good at school. You're not sleeping and showering here. Your hot water is up there, your electricity's up there, your food's up there. Basically, everything's up there except you.
Axl: Oh, my God. I can't believe this! Unh! I thought you guys would miss me! I'm your firstborn son! [starts grabbing food and kitchen utensils] I thought when I came home, there'd be a big parade, you'd throw your arms around me, be thrilled that I'm back, but no! [grabs the blender] I come here for a little love and support, and I get nothing! You guys are so selfish! Well, guess what I'm out of here. So, take a good look, 'cause the Ax-Man is leaving! [struggles to open the door] Can somebody get the door? [Sue opens the door] Now slam it!