Brick: I've been thinking, why do I need to go to middle school, anyway? You know, I've done some research, and homeschooling is not out of the question.
Mike: It is at this home.
Frankie: What now, Brick? Is this about the asbestos again? 'Cause I told you, they got that down to acceptable levels.
Brick: Okay, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have some concerns, not the least of which is I can't go to the bathroom.
Frankie: Unh-unh. No more quirks. You're done.
Brick: It's not that. Everyone knows if a sixth grader goes to the bathroom, eighth graders wait in there to give him a swirlie.
Frankie: Brick, that's just a stupid legend that goes around. That stuff doesn't really happen. Mike, tell him. Did you ever in your whole life get a swirlie?
Mike: I didn't get them.
Frankie: You'll be fine.