Frankie: [v.o.] Well, apparently someone forgot to tell Indiana it was Fall, 'cause it just got hotter so hot that Mike caved and called in a professional from the Midwest Institute of Air-Conditioning Repair.
Darrin: I'm honored, sir, that you would call and trust me in my area of expertise.
Mike: So, can you fix it?
Darrin: No, absolutely not. I've only had two classes, and one was picking out our shirts.
Frankie: [v.o.] Okay. Future professional.
Mike: Well, fine. Just... Just do what you can, Darrin. Limp it along till December.
Darrin: Okay, but just so you know, I wouldn't feel right about taking your money.
Mike: Good, 'cause I can't give you any.