Axl: Wait. What did he mean about money? Did Grandma and Grandpa give me money? Oh, my God. They did. Did you steal my money? Oh, my God. They stole my money.
Mike: Relax. Nobody stole your money. We just... uh... diversified your portfolio into food, clothes, braces.
Axl: Seriously? You wasted my money on Sue's ugly face? That thing's a black hole. You could throw money at it forever. It's never gonna get better.
Sue: Mom!
Frankie: Mike.
Mike: Hey. Investments sometimes take a while to pan out.