Brick: Dad's on board with getting the iPad, but he thinks middle school is a long way off.
Frankie: Really? He really said that?
Axl: Hey, Mom, can we go to Red Lobster for dinner tonight?
Frankie: No.
Brick: Yeah, that's what Dad said. He absolutely said that.
Axl: Why not? You're always saying we should do more as a family.
Frankie: We are gonna do something as a family. We are eating defrosted pot pies from the Frugal Hoosier and watching Dance Moms.
Axl: Yeah, I just don't think that's a very good idea for tonight.
Brick: So, since Dad thought middle school was so far away, I was just thinking you guys could give me the iPad for my graduation present.
Frankie: [sighs] Are you still talking about this?