Sue: [gasps] I have a gun! No, I don't believe in guns. I have a stick!
Axl: God. You're even a dork when your life is threatened.
Sue: Axl, wh- It's 1:00 in the morning. Where were you? Dad said, if you mess up one more time, you're not going to the lake.
Axl: I was at Darrin's, playing Halo and eating cereal. Now are you gonna be cool about this, or you gonna be a snitch like Brick?
Sue: Brick's a snitch?
Axl: Apparently, he's been doing Mom's dirty work for years. I overheard Mom and Dad fighting about it.
Sue: Wow.
Axl: Look, I need to know you're not gonna tell Mom and Dad about this.
Sue: And I need to know that you're gonna drive me and Brad to the mall tomorrow.
Axl: Why would I drive you and Brad to the- Oh.