Seth: Hey. I heard you got dumped by Weird Ashley.
Axl: I did not get dumped by Weird Ashley!
Seth: The universe corrected a situation that never should have happened in the first place, so...
Axl: Hey, Heather. Getting your own pop, huh? Ouch. I thought Glenn was cooler than that. I'm sorry he can't cherish you in the way a hottie such as yourself deserves to be cherished. I hope you two can get past this, but if you can't and you need someone to talk to, or just a shoulder to cry on... [Axl groans as Heather walks off] [to Seth] What?