Sue: So, uh, thanks for the ride. I'll see you tomorrow!
Matt: Sue, w-what's going on? It's like you've been trying to avoid me or something.
Sue: Okay, Matt. Here's the thing. There's something I have to tell you, and I really hope it doesn't change things between us. I'm an American girl, so I just want to kiss American. If you want to kiss... international, then you'll have to find someone else.
Matt: Oh, thank God.
Sue: You're not mad?
Matt: No. Your braces were ripping my tongue to shreds. It's kept me from eating, so I made weight this week, but I didn't tell you, 'cause I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Sue: Really? That's so sweet! But kickinitteenstyle.com says that a relationship will only succeed if it's built on total honesty.
Matt: Okay. Sometimes your hair smells funny.
Sue: Oh! My mom accidentally bought dog shampoo. She says we have to use it up till it's gone. [both chuckle then kiss]