Mike: Oh, and last winter, he tries to hang glide off our roof with a trash bag. Lucky he landed on Darrin, who tried it before him, with kites taped to his arms.
Frankie: The thing about teenage boys. They're just so stupid. I heard someone say that if you have a girl first and then a boy, you'll swear the boy is brain-damaged.
Paula: No, no. Teenage girls are way worse, 'cause they're impressed by the stupid things teenage boys do.
Bill: Thank God.