Sue: Coach Lazovick? My name is Sue Heck, I'm a frosh here at Orson high school, and I think the wrestling team should have cheerleaders. "Reason number-"
Coach Lazovick: Okay.
Sue: Really? You don't want to hear any one of my reasons? I have over 200.
Coach Lazovick: Nope.
Sue: Oh. Okay. But so you know, I do have one day of cheerleading experience, so I'm legit. Also, full disclosure. I had a prior romantic relationship with one of your athletes.
Coach Lazovick: Who?
Sue: Brad Bottig.
Coach Lazovick: [looks up] Really? [Sue nods] First meet's Friday. No uniforms, no budget.
Sue: I won't let you down.
Coach Lazovick: That wouldn't be possible.