Axl: Whoa, Bob. Hold up.
Bob: No, I'm a loser! I'm a huge loser!
Axl: No, you're not. I didn't mean that.
Bob: No, it's true. Of course it's true. [sighs] I am sharing a hot plate with Patrick Standingbear, and I can't even beat up a snowman? [thud] Ow!
Axl: We put boulders in there for the Glossners. Look... What I meant to say was, you're like this guy, okay, who's on his own... And I guess I didn't get why you would want to be friends with me. You've got this career going. You've been to Disney World, and what have I done? Nothing. I'm the loser.
Bob: Hey. Hey. Don't put yourself down.
Axl: No, it's true. I mean, I still live with my parents.
Bob: That is nothing to be embarrassed about. Your time will come.
Axl: Yeah? [sighs] Thanks. I feel better. So why don't you come inside, huh? We can hang out. I mean, if that's cool.
Bob: Hells, yeah.
Frankie: [v.o.] So as it turned out, Axl ended up giving a Christmas gift after all.