Frankie: Hey. Thought you could use a snack.
Sue: Now is Grandma dead?
Frankie: She's fine, but speaking of Grandma... Well, you know, that reminds me of a funny story. When I was little, your grandma and I decided it would be fun to get matching mother-daughter dresses, so we went shopping all over town looking for the right ones, and finally, we found the perfect dress, but they only had one, and it fit Grandma, but it didn't fit me.
Sue: Oh.
Frankie: Anyway, Grandma got the dress, and I was so happy.
Sue: She bought the dress?
Frankie: Well, yeah, but she looked so beautiful in it.
Sue: She wore it in front of you?
Frankie: Of course, but you're missing the point. Grandma was so happy, and I was happy because she was happy.
Sue: I don't understand why you didn't keep shopping until you found dresses in both your sizes.
Frankie: No, no, no, no, no. I was happy because she...
Sue: But isn't that the point of mother-daughter dresses, to get the same dress?
Frankie: Yeah, but...
Sue: Gosh. Who knew grandma was so selfish? I am so glad you're my mom and not her.