Sales Clerk: Oh, I think I found you, and yes, you did go over your text allowance this month. You sent 743 texts, and you were allowed... one.
Sue: Guess I was really "blowing up" this month. Okay. This is... Exactly $48.92.
Brick: Plus this vintage bird lighter, which has gotta be worth at least 20 bucks.
Sue: Oh, and also, I'd like to turn in my phone.
Sales Clerk: Oh, turn in or trade in? 'Cause it says here you're eligible for a free second phone if you sign up for the two year family plan. It's only $5 a month.
Sue: Really?
Brick: Sue, we're stealing from our aunt, we're lying to our parents... We're in too deep on this. We gotta get out.
Sales Clerk: Did I mention you'll also receive an international charger and a handy belt clip?
Brick: Now when you say "international," does that include Canada and Puerto Rico?