Axl: Can't we at least do something inside that has a TV and isn't gross?
Mike: Look, any motel we can afford is gonna have more bugs than the woods. Just get on board with camping.
Frankie: Guys, camping was not my first choice either by a long shot. But here's an idea. Maybe we just don't use that word. Let's not think of it as camping. Let's think of it as outdoor family fun.
Brick: But we don't wanna go.
Frankie: Fine. Forced family fun.
Axl: You're dragging us into the woods against our will. That's kidnapping.
Mike: Mm, if we were gonna kidnap some kids, you'd be far down the list.
Frankie: It's just for two days. [kids groan] Hey, wanna go for three?