Frankie: [v.o.] Ah, the first day of school. The moment every parent dreams of: freedom. But this year turned out a little different.
Frankie: Oh, do you have to go back to school? I already miss you guys.
Sue: We miss you, too.
Frankie: I love you so much. Oh.
Axl: I love you, Mom, Dad.
Mike: Son.
Brick: I wish I could go to the same school as you guys.
Sue: Us, too, Brick. Us, too.
Frankie: Mike, call me as soon as you get to work.
Mike: I will call you from the car.
Axl: Yeah, we'll call you, too, mom.
Brick: I'll call everyone from the pay phone in the school library.
Frankie: Wait. Family hug.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know what you're thinking. This can't possibly be my family, but it is. So how did we get this way? Ugh. Where do I start?