Frankie: So what do you think about all this, Reverend TimTom?
Reverend TimTom: Well, I really don't think it's my place to say.
Frankie: Oh, please, chime in. After all, you're the only one at the table with unquestionable moral authority.
Reverend TimTom: Well, it's tough being a teen. You know, I mean, have you tried looking at it through Axl's eyes?
Axl: No. They haven't. Not at all.
Reverend TimTom: High school is a social minefield. I mean, we adults may think it's silly, but you have no idea what's Axl's facing until you've walked a semester down those halls in his high-tops.
Frankie: But--
Axl: Ha! And this is coming from God. In your face, Mom!
Reverend TimTom: The thing is, there may only be one judgment day in heaven, but in high school, every day is judgment day.