Pilot: [over PA] Folks, I appreciate your patience. If you'll take your seats, I have an announcement about our landing.
Frankie: Oh, finally! New York, here we come! Okay. I know we've been off to a rocky start. We've all been a little cranky, but whoo-hoo! Our vacation is about to begin.
Pilot: [over PA] Due to this nasty weather, we're being diverted to the closest airport that's not snowed in. Pittsburgh. Which, coincidentally, is our featured city in this month's Horizons.