Axl: You're in my spot. Move.
Brick: I'm talking sports with Dad.
Axl: Yeah, right, and I'm reading.
Mike: Well, actually he has a pretty good theory about the spread offense.
Axl: Anybody can talk about it. Not everybody can play it. Right, Dad? Like you and me. We both play football, huh? Huh? Huh? Go long! [hits Sue with the football]
Brad: Dancer down!
Mike: Axl, will you cut it out? Your brother and I are trying to watch TV.
Sue: I'm okay.
Mike: And you hurt your sister.