Axl: Mom! Help. I took my baby apart, and now it won't fit back together. Now I'll never get a good grade on this. This is D work, at best.
Frankie: Yeah, well, maybe if you used some of that energy you spent not taking care of the baby to actually take care of the baby, you wouldn't be in this mess.
Axl: I've tried taking care of him. I just can't find the stupid screwdriver!
Frankie: Quit whining, go find one, and fix it. And by the way, it's a girl. If you'd changed the diaper even once, you would know that.