Tag: [sings] Deck the halls with boughs of holly Da da-da da-da, da-da da-da [talks] Ah, it feels good to sing.
Mike: Not doing the skit, Tag.
Tag: Should we ask for help?
Mike: You know what we could do? We could split up.
Tag: Excuse me, there... uh... Kevin. Hey, listen, would you help my son-in-law out here? He's got a busted water heater. Show him the...
Mike: Nah, I'm good.
Tag: Don't be afraid to ask for help. My friend, Cecil Maynard, wouldn't ask for help. Guess what happened to him? Choking. Bam! Face first, right in his soup.
Mike: [snaps the element] Help me, Kevin.
Kevin: Whoa. Never seen one break like that through normal use. Unfortunately, we don't have this part in stock right now, and we're not gonna get it in until after the holidays. Sorry. You're looking at some cold showers.
Tag: I love a cold shower. You know why? Well...