Quote from Axl in A Simple Christmas
Frankie: [v.o.] Even Axl surprised us and got into the spirit. Axl: So, since we're doing this lame-o simple thing, and there's no way I'm spending my own money on you, I'm giving you the most awesome gift of all... the gift of me. Oh, but no hugging, no touching, no contact of any kind, and you've gotta decide within the next three seconds or the offer's void. Brick: [talks with toothpaste in mouth] [whispers with toothpaste in mouth] Axl: What? Brick: [spits] [talks normally] I want you to build me an igloo. Axl: Oh, whew. I thought you were gonna make me read.