Frankie: [v.o.] The truth is, as a parent, you're gonna end up using everything in your arsenal. Common sense, prayer, even a little magic. Because in this universe, some things are explainable. Like why the most selfish man in the world would end up paying for a girls' cross-country team.
[As the Sue and her teammates run in the woods, the back of their jerseys features Mr. Ehlhert's face]
Frankie: [v.o.] And some things are unexplainable.
Mike: Okay, you wanna see some real magic? I just bought this universal remote. Once I open the package, it is not returnable. Now, watch carefully as I open it up. And...
Brick: [o.s.] Found it!
Mike: Ta-da.