Mike: What kind of team schedules something the same day as homecoming? It doesn't make any sense.
Frankie: Right? I mean, come on. Axl finally makes varsity. Sue finally makes... anything! And they're both at the same time? Why does the universe do this to us?
Mike: The universe took a look at all this and had to take us down a peg.
Frankie: Yeah, well... We got two events, two parents. We'll just have to divide and conquer, I guess.
Mike: Ugh. All right. I'll take football.
Frankie: Wh... no way. Why do you get football?
Mike: I'm a guy.
Frankie: Oh, come on. Cross-country's a sport, too.
Mike: Is it? They run into the woods and come out two hours later. Lost dogs do the same thing.