Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] It's tough bein' a teen When this world can be so mean No one takes you seriously You say, "Who will understand me?"
Axl: [to a girl] Whoa. Who's the weird old loser playing guitar? Could this geezer be any more lame? What do you say we hit the pool?
Reverend TimTom: But your brain will fully form one day
Axl: [to another girl] Hey, you wanna lose the sweatshirt and I could rub suntan lotion on your back? Or you could do mine. We could set up a suntan-lotion train.
Reverend TimTom: And on that day you'll stand and shout
Axl: Uh... Hey, look at those guys in the pool. [Sean and Darrin jump around hugging each other] That looks fun.