Quote from Mike in The Fun House
Sue: Why did you tell Brad to go out with Carly? Mike: What? Sue: He said you told him to follow his gut, and now he asked her out on a date to the Pie House. In their own booth. His parents are gonna walk the mall until they're done. Mike: Carly? That is not what I thought we were talking about. Sue: Well, what did you think you were talking about? Mike: Uh... Mom's home. Sue: Dad told Brad to date Carly instead of me. And I'll let him tell you about the Pie House. Frankie: Why would you do that? You know she likes him. Mike: Do I? I don't know anything. I got kids running around all over the place, you're not here. Seriously? Carly. Frankie: I would love to be here. I'm at work dealing with this nut bag. And now she wants me to pick somebody to fire. Mike: Well, then fire Pete and get back here and help me clean these chips off the floor.