Quote from Big Mike in Thanksgiving
Frankie: [v.o.] So Mike finally went to ask his dad to Thanksgiving. Which sounds easier than it is, because Big Mike's kind of a hoarder who doesn't like to leave his house. Maybe because he's got too much pride to accept an invitation. Or maybe because there's too much crap blocking the door. Mike: [knocks] I know you're home, Dad. Montgomery Ward went out of business 10 years ago. Big Mike: That's good to know. [replaces the "Gone to Montgomery Ward. Back in 5." Post-It on his door with one reading "Gone to Circuit City. Back in 5 min."] Mike: So Thanksgiving is coming up. Big Mike: Is it, now? Oh, well, the calendar says it's today. Mike: Yeah. Well, the calendar is 4 years old, Dad.