Frankie: [answers phone] Hello? What? No, no. I've been at work all day. Mike was supposed to... Okay, just stay put. I'll be right there. [hangs up] You forgot to pick up Aunt Ginny.
Mike: You forgot to remind me.
Frankie: How many times do I have to remind you? Did you want me to pin a note to your shirt like a child?
Mike: No. You should have stuck it on my thermos like you always do.
Frankie: I'm gonna go pick up Aunt Ginny. Could you please remember to take the dog outside so it can do its business?
Mike: Dog's in a diaper.
Frankie: It doesn't know it's in a diaper. It'll only go if it's outside.
Frankie: [v.o.] And so that's how Mike and I had a big, old, nasty fight on what should have been the loving celebration of our 16th and 17th anniversaries.
Frankie: Don't wait up because I don't know when I'll be home.