John Quote #6
Quote from John in Chillaxing
John: Hey, girl. Want to hit up the spa tomorrow? I want to try that new Little Mermaid treatment, the one where they remove your vocal chords and it somehow makes your legs look amazing.
Tahani: Perhaps, but I was hoping to bend your ear on a more serious matter. The things you used to write, frankly... were hurtful.
John: What? Name one.
Tahani: I gained five pounds, and you called me "Ta-Hammy All-the-Meals".
John: I mean, that's just poetry.
Tahani: Well, you were so mean to Daniel Day-Lewis, he quit acting.
John: Oh, I'm sorry, was he living in character as a man who thought he could pull off boot-cut jeans? You know what? I see what this is. This has been a fake friendship. This whole week has just been a wind-up to a sucker-punch.
Tahani: No, it hasn't. I just want you to recognize that your blog hurt people. And you have a chance to be better here.
John: B'scuse me? You're telling me to be better? While you were gallivanting around with your fancy friends, I lived in the real world, so I had bills to pay. I worked 16 hours a day by myself building a site with millions of readers. You're the one with issues, sweetheart. If you spot it, you got it. Whoosh. That's another deuce for the gossip toilet.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Chillaxing’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: I still don't have a grip on the human emotional spectrum. You guys are often happy when you should be sad and angry when you should be happy, and texting when you should be driving, which is not an emotion, I know, but it's insane. The point is, in this case, even if it's not rational, you're allowed to feel a little angry. Let yourself off the hook. Process it and work your way through it, and then get your shirt together. Because we have a lot of work to do.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Never seen Chidi like that. He was... chillaxing, which is a word I just invented, combing Chidi and relaxing.
Quote from John
John: Oh, goodie. Cucumber water.
Janet: Nope. This is fresh water from Oprah's estate in Maui with mushrooms from her private bog in the Pyrenees Mountains.
John: Oh, my God. It tastes like candy.
Tahani: You know what they say. A mushroom from Oprah's bog is better than anything from anywhere else.
John: Ugh, I didn't know that they said that. I missed out on all the cool celebrity sayings.
Tahani: Say good-bye to FOMO. You can finally experience the best of the best.
John: The only thing that would make this any better is some hot goss. [chuckles]
Tahani: Very well. Our story begins when I ran into Robbie Williams, Heidi Klum, and the remaining members of Fifth Harmony at the Dolce & Gabbana spring show.
John: Hate him, loathe her, over them, cancel it, tell me everything.