Mindy St. Claire Quote #13

Quote from Mindy St. Claire in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Mindy St. Claire: You know, it's bad enough you guys have taken over my house for a year and I've had to move into the attic, but now I have to walk in to find Darth Vader's turd in the middle of my living room. I mean, what is this?
Jason: No time to explain. Also, I kind of forgot. Where is Derek's plunger? The one that kills him.
[later:]
Mindy St. Claire: Yeah, I used to do this whenever I needed some alone time. Once, I rebooted him just because he was breathing super loud. Then, when he woke up, he was like, "I don't breathe." So I don't know what I heard.
Jason: Well, I'm doing this because he's trying to steal my girlfriend.
Mindy St. Claire: Yeah, you don't need to justify it. Again, I do it all the time.
Derek: [appears] No, no, no, Mindy, please wait, don't kill me! Oh... it's you? Okay, well, you certainly don't have the Dereks to... [Jason hits the plunger]
Mindy St. Claire: [laughs] Yeah! Oh, it's always good.

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