Michael Quote #215
Quote from Michael in Jeremy Bearimy
Janet: I've never written a manifesto before. What are you gonna say?
Michael: It'll be a complete account of everything we've learned from the beginning of my neighborhood to right now. And then a recommendation of how we feel the afterlife could be improved. When we turn ourselves in, we'll give it to the Judge and hopefully she'll read it. We've failed, Janet. But maybe one day someone else will succeed. Okay, so... [types] A... Man... i... fes... to. By... Mic... Where's the "H"? This keyboard doesn't have an "H".
Janet: Well...
Michael: Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait... I see it. I see it. [chuckles] Oh, no, no, no. Look what I did.
Janet: Yeah.
Michael: I wrote "Micahel". [chuckles] Oh, that's...
Janet: OK, back, back, back, back, back. Maybe you should dictate and I should type. [types rapidly]
Michael: Good call.
Janet: Just laying out some early details. Go ahead and start dictating.
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Jason: Why don't you want your name on the opera house? I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare.
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Tahani: This was a truly great plan.
Jason: Ah, thanks. Man, there are so many times that just this amount of money would have changed my life. I could have paid my rent. I could've gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet.
Quote from Eleanor
Bartender: Look, there have to be rules. Every place has rules.
Eleanor: Ugh! Fine, here are my rules... Rule number one, I get to do whatever I want and you all just have to deal with it. Rule two, no more Spider-Man movies! There's way too many Spider-Man movies. Too many dorky, little, twerpy Spider-men. Rule three, everyone leave me alone.
Bartender: So you just take care of yourself? You don't owe anything to anyone else? [chuckles] If people lived that way, society would break down.
Eleanor: Yeah! In America, everyone does whatever they want society did break down, it's terrible, and it's great! You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you, there are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery, you just beg for money on the internet. It's a perfect system! Now get me another drink. Tomorrow's my birthday. Well, well, well, a wallet. [gasps] My rules say I get to take the cash out and keep it, because in my society, I do whatever I want 'cause I'm awesome. [removes cash] Just take it. Take it, Eleanor. Just... Ugh!