Chidi Quote #82
Quote from Chidi in Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent
Chet: Hey, hey! Found him! Just bird-dogging some tail.
Dirk: What you got for me, Trent?
Chidi: Well, peep this, dog. You really want to torture this dirtbag? You give him books. I'm serious. This one time I was assigned this... a chick that I had to torture, and I just couldn't figure it out. And then I realized she hated books, so I just gave her mad books to read, round the clock.
Chet: Books like exploded?
Chidi: No, no, no. They were just you know regular moral philosophy books. You know everyone hates moral philosophers.
Chet: That is true. And I know it's wild, but, you know, sometimes you gotta think outside the bun.
Dirk: Ah! Sick Taco Bell ref.
Chet: Very nice.
Dirk: But I don't know, man. Sounds kind of lame. This guy's the best, really?
Chidi: Yeah, maybe I don't know what I'm talking... ball tap! [all cheering] Oh! That's what you get for questioning Trent, the torture master!
Jason: He got you so bad!
Dirk: Yeah, he did. He did. Nice job, bro. All right, you've convinced me. I'll give him books.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent’ Quotes
Quote from Shawn
Val: Relax, Mike. This will all be over soon, and we can all head down to the Museum.
Michael: The Museum?
Shawn: Yes. Your neighborhood... Our neighborhood is being immortalized for its success. It's all going to work out. I took the form of a 45-year-old white man for a reason. I can only fail up.
Quote from Shawn
Michael: What's all this?
Shawn: Well, I was going to try to get the humans back by going through the proper channels, but then I remembered, I'm a naughty bitch. [all chuckle] So I sent a black ops team to Mindy's to extract them.
Michael: Nobody from the Bad Place is allowed in Mindy's neighborhood. You can't do that, Shawn. It's... It's illegal!
Shawn: Oh, no. Guys, Michael says this is illegal. I hadn't thought of that. [all laughing] That was sarcasm. I had thought of that.
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: You all right there, chief? You look like you lost your lucky bookmark or something.
Chidi: Oh, no. Did I? [chuckles] It's fine. Got it right here. It's just that now that we're actually on the train, heading to Bad Place Headquarters, this plan is starting to feel slightly... completely insane. This is the only way to get to the Judge?
Michael: I'm afraid so, yes. See the Judge exists in a sort of neutral zone, separate from the Good Place and the Bad Place. The only things there are the Judge's quarters, the accounting department, and the Janet warehouse. There's also an IHOP.
Jason: Oh! I'm gonna order the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!
Michael: No. Sorry. In this realm, IHOP stands for "Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes." You don't really eat these pancakes. It's more like they eat you.
Jason: Okay. I'll get eggs, then.